Well, not exactly a freak-out, but I'm getting a little antsy. I started a ketogenic diet today (20 grams of carbs a day or less) and am currently suffering from a slight headache. Albeit, it is only slight, but this is coming from the girl who suffers from headaches only after having consumed copious amounts of alcohol. Yah know what's ironic about this whole predicament? My main plan of attack for the current headache that I'm suffering from: vodka.
For the last two hours I've been frantically trying to keep my mind occupied so as not to think about cake and cookies and all the delicious bread-like substances that are not allowed on a low-carb diet - and then it dawned on me, what do I love just as much as cake but just happens to be carb free? Yeah, vodka.
The boyfriend would roll his eyes if I told him my plan, but I'm fairly certain this puppy of mine would love a walk and whats the harm in combining a dog walk with a walk to the liquor store, right?
Also, you (ha, thats funny imagining that someone else is actually reading this besides me) will probably hear me talk more about this diet I'm on, especially as I go through the initial sugar-detox, during which time I'm sure to be pouty and generally whiny regarding, well, everything. But if all goes as planned, this bottle of vodka will help to get me through the tragic first couple of days.
Maybe I should post pictures of how I make my vodka drink to make this more interactive for you? Meh, that sounds silly . . . we'll just see how drunk I get.
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